Ricky Gervais: You do not give underpants to charity, do you?
Karl Pilkington: Washed
Summer has no day,” she said. “We can’t possibly have a summer...– This Side of Paradise, F. Scott Fitzgerald
Villa Turicum” burned out quickly if brightly, while “Walden,”...– Arthur Miller May 15, 1996
that was kind of a mess
“She danced exceptionally well, drew cleverly but hastily, and had a startling facility with words, which she used only in love-letters.”
uggh i wanted to go to the beach tomorrow but its gonna rain
oh my glob
kenyon has a mystery science theater club
I would ride a bicycle, at night sometimes, down all the way to Brighton Beach, stirred by some insidious youthful vitality. Reminiscent of my youth, when I would ride fervently to the shores of the relatively insignificant Lake Michigan, to the north of Chicago. Though Brighton moderately lit with glassy colored glow, standing forlorn, during seasons unfit for swimming, on the beautiful boardwalk...
Bein Quirky with Zooey Deschannel →
"People ask me for my seal of approval, but I'm gonna give 'em my walrus of condemnation."
trying to recollect the series of thoughts i had for a story before my concussion, i began physically writing them tonight but they didn’t come out nearly as beautiful as i thought they would. this is demoralizing…
"I've always been in favor of reality, by a...
Sitting alone watching Mystery Science Theater and my basement smells like dank cement. It amazes me that im able to look back fondly on times that seemed miserable
The firefighters are so nice I remember you so cold as ice The flames are licking at your feet The sirens come to put me out of misery
My least favorite part of nature shows is when...
BUT THIS PENGUIN JUST TOTALLY STOOD HIS GROUND AGAINST A NASTY SEAL!
“The evening sea was a new sensation, for all its color and mellow age was gone, and it seemed the bleak waste that made the Norse sagas sad.”
“I feel like I just attended my own funeral, I didn’t care for the eulogy.” -Lane Pryce
Finished first draft of my research paper! now i...
My goodness, questions galore